What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 06:39

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why do so many guys love anime girls?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why do I feel worthless most of the time?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?
The Man with the Golden Gun
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
-”Ah so!”
Octopussy